What if...

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Twitter never existed... Then Justin Beiber would do this (look up)  (btw, thank you google for the pic)

What If...

Kat Von D had no tattoos.... then she wouldn't be famous. I know, I know.

Boooooring....

I am currently in 'my' office. Well, it's not my office, it's my boss's office but he's gone for a trip and I can do whatever I want, which includes me going through confindential files and posting them in the big wide web... but you know I wouldn't do that because not only will I be fired but I will also won't have a house to live in.

Anyway, my butt is freezing; using the AC freezes my butt and it sucks but using the fan burns my butt. I don't know what to do at all. I should be happy sittin' in an office with everything in my reach, including guns and wedding invitations. It's kinda starting to sound like I work for the CIA now does it? well, I don't, and it was never my dream to jump from one building to another and shoot bad guys between my legs. Screw it. (btw,  I just got the photo from google...but this it how i totally feel right now)

Hump de Bump

Boobs are assets, let’s talk about 3 famous girls who made their boobs the talk of the town lately.

First off, Katy Perry’s cupcake boobs on The California Gurls music video. (See fig. 1) I’m pretty sure Russell Brand would like the cherries on that cupcake. It’s the cutest music video I’ve ever seen, I’m excluding the cursing gummy bear by the way, so not cute. However, who the hell is Katy Perry to bash on Lady GaGa on twitter about her Alejandro music video when she’s naked over the clouds and have cupcake boobs, and she kissed a girl and she liked it, c’mon now, so hypocritical.

Second, Lady GaGa’s gun boobs. (See fig.2) Well, it’s a WWII video and if there’s a gun it should be where the hills are at as a shield right? Either way, that music video is very risky and she’s Lady GaGa which is extremely fine for me, she does everything crazy well heck, she’s Lady GaGa and that should be the rules, if you’re Lady GaGa, there are no rules. I guess Catholics must have their jaws dropping in a bad way when they watched the music video, and I’m a Roman Catholic, and I have my jaw dropping too but knowing that It’s 2010 and they’re just expressing their artistic side, why not? Unlike cheap music videos, I’d rather watch something like that.



Third, last and definitely not the least because bare is better than bra... (drumroll) Paramore’s Hayley Williams! (See fig. 3) Well, maybe she doesn’t make good music videos lately, maybe she needs to make up for it by showing her bare boobs on twitter. It was a good 30 minutes for the world wide web to spread it all around the world. Trust me, and everybody knows it, even 5 seconds out the net is dangerous, imagine 30 long minutes. She recovered like nothing happened, it’s just a photo of her, no big deal. Right Mr. Gilbert?

This is a Damn Court Hearing

Holla! It’s Judge Hayley!!!




Your Honor, I object, your TOE music video sucked the ideas out of me. I would compare it to Jennifer’s Body, it sucks like shit. It deserves maybe 20,000 F bombs. Sorry your honor, but it seems like your band can’t pay for the directors. FYI, I’ve seen Brandon Chesbro in your videos and he isn’t even a director, he’s an ever freakin’ wedding photographer. I mean I know TOE is kinda a ‘wedding song’ but it doesn’t mean it should be shot by a wedding photographer. Photographers do still pictures for a reason! You can’t just shoot a music video that has walls cut out and the girl walks from one room to another, I mean, I didn’t even get it. There are good parts your Honor, but a music video should be good as a whole, and it didn’t hit me like that at all. Your Honor, I am still a fan of Paramore knowing you’ve made good music videos such as Pressure, Misery Business, CrushCrushCrush, That’s what you get and Brick By Boring Brick but seeing your Careful music video, I know it should be a tribute to fans but you guys already let the fans ruin a part in TOE (and even added some speculations about the ‘be mine Josh!’ card) I expected something that was well thought off for such a song that’s track #1 on the album but it was another bomb, and as a concerned fan, you can’t keep making bombs that don’t explode.

Oh Dream...

You know what this is? It's my dream guitar. A gold Telecaster. I can Imagine myself having a photo with it while I'm playing my composition 'The Mistress' with only my bra on and pants of course!!! whooohoo!!! let's not forget the rockstar sweat and my peace tattoo on my wrist!!! and the fan's hands that are tryin' to reach me!!! whooo!!! damn! who wants to be in my band? haha!!!!

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Ooopsie! She Had a Boobsie!!!

Okay... I'll try to say it calmly... (but i really can't)...

The photo below has an 'uncensored' version which just simply means...
HAYLEY WILLIAMS HAS A REAL TOPLESS PHOTO!!!


which her 'hacker' posted in her twitter account.
 
I personally don't believe she has a 'hacker'. I think she was just drunk because she has been hacked before in her twitter account and if it was a real hacker then she should've changed her account but she didn't. I think her 'hacker' is the drunk version of her. I mean, the photo above looks like she drank the night out, then she took a photo of herself and tweeted it. C'mon now!!!
 
Hayley!!! at least now I know that your old topless photo that I have isn't real...  your nipple color there is different.

SPICE YER LIFE WITHOUT CHILLI!!!

My life is boring. That’s why I spice it up.
Here are some things I did to spice up my life, on purpose or even accidentally.


Form a band. There’s nothing more spicy than playing in a girl band with sweaty armpits and being electrocuted by the instruments. But of course, if you’re not that ‘electric’, you could always do a ‘swift’ move, it’s so much safer indeed, no sweat, just sequins.


Buy tickets to a concert and surprise your friends by buying them too. Trust me, your friend’s reaction would be priceless, it will leave you glowing for about a week.



Eat ‘not-so-delicious’ food. Good food is boring. Eat disgusting ones, you’ll have something to talk about with your friends.


Use a gasoline station bathroom. You never used hand sanitizer often but after experiencing a ‘red neck pee pee’ you would want to keep one handy.


Everytime a cat is chillin’, surprise it. I don’t know, I like doing it, but they still love me.


Think about what is the color of Hayley Williams’ hair at this very moment. Yeah, you’ll never get bored if you keep wondering, one moment it’s one or the other.


Think about me. No explanation needed


Get hit by a car. You’ll never appreciate your feet until you realize you can’t walk.


Eat in the local diner. Cholesterol is fine if there’s TV or jukebox near you.


Jaywalk. Traffic officers won’t really have time to stop you when there are cars passing by.


Put chewing gum under a table. Who knows, maybe your soul mate will eat it.


Drop your books in front of a hot guy/girl. Who knows, they might be the soul mate that ate your gum.


Watch tattoo shows. LA ink is the best.


Watch Kat Von D. what’s not to watch?


Watch teen moms on MTV. Well, they warned you and you could learn.


On Valentine’s Day, dial a random # and tell the person on the other line that you love them and greet them. that is why i'm single. hehe.


Watch Jersey shore. (oh! the hormones!)


Don’t ever leave your porn CD on your brother’s DVD player. trust me, the nervousness isn't worth it.

Wait for my other posts! Fuck you! yeah! That’s spicing up your life! Fuck you!!!