Hump de Bump

Boobs are assets, let’s talk about 3 famous girls who made their boobs the talk of the town lately.

First off, Katy Perry’s cupcake boobs on The California Gurls music video. (See fig. 1) I’m pretty sure Russell Brand would like the cherries on that cupcake. It’s the cutest music video I’ve ever seen, I’m excluding the cursing gummy bear by the way, so not cute. However, who the hell is Katy Perry to bash on Lady GaGa on twitter about her Alejandro music video when she’s naked over the clouds and have cupcake boobs, and she kissed a girl and she liked it, c’mon now, so hypocritical.

Second, Lady GaGa’s gun boobs. (See fig.2) Well, it’s a WWII video and if there’s a gun it should be where the hills are at as a shield right? Either way, that music video is very risky and she’s Lady GaGa which is extremely fine for me, she does everything crazy well heck, she’s Lady GaGa and that should be the rules, if you’re Lady GaGa, there are no rules. I guess Catholics must have their jaws dropping in a bad way when they watched the music video, and I’m a Roman Catholic, and I have my jaw dropping too but knowing that It’s 2010 and they’re just expressing their artistic side, why not? Unlike cheap music videos, I’d rather watch something like that.



Third, last and definitely not the least because bare is better than bra... (drumroll) Paramore’s Hayley Williams! (See fig. 3) Well, maybe she doesn’t make good music videos lately, maybe she needs to make up for it by showing her bare boobs on twitter. It was a good 30 minutes for the world wide web to spread it all around the world. Trust me, and everybody knows it, even 5 seconds out the net is dangerous, imagine 30 long minutes. She recovered like nothing happened, it’s just a photo of her, no big deal. Right Mr. Gilbert?

This is a Damn Court Hearing

Holla! It’s Judge Hayley!!!




Your Honor, I object, your TOE music video sucked the ideas out of me. I would compare it to Jennifer’s Body, it sucks like shit. It deserves maybe 20,000 F bombs. Sorry your honor, but it seems like your band can’t pay for the directors. FYI, I’ve seen Brandon Chesbro in your videos and he isn’t even a director, he’s an ever freakin’ wedding photographer. I mean I know TOE is kinda a ‘wedding song’ but it doesn’t mean it should be shot by a wedding photographer. Photographers do still pictures for a reason! You can’t just shoot a music video that has walls cut out and the girl walks from one room to another, I mean, I didn’t even get it. There are good parts your Honor, but a music video should be good as a whole, and it didn’t hit me like that at all. Your Honor, I am still a fan of Paramore knowing you’ve made good music videos such as Pressure, Misery Business, CrushCrushCrush, That’s what you get and Brick By Boring Brick but seeing your Careful music video, I know it should be a tribute to fans but you guys already let the fans ruin a part in TOE (and even added some speculations about the ‘be mine Josh!’ card) I expected something that was well thought off for such a song that’s track #1 on the album but it was another bomb, and as a concerned fan, you can’t keep making bombs that don’t explode.

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You know what this is? It's my dream guitar. A gold Telecaster. I can Imagine myself having a photo with it while I'm playing my composition 'The Mistress' with only my bra on and pants of course!!! whooohoo!!! let's not forget the rockstar sweat and my peace tattoo on my wrist!!! and the fan's hands that are tryin' to reach me!!! whooo!!! damn! who wants to be in my band? haha!!!!

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Ooopsie! She Had a Boobsie!!!

Okay... I'll try to say it calmly... (but i really can't)...

The photo below has an 'uncensored' version which just simply means...
HAYLEY WILLIAMS HAS A REAL TOPLESS PHOTO!!!


which her 'hacker' posted in her twitter account.
 
I personally don't believe she has a 'hacker'. I think she was just drunk because she has been hacked before in her twitter account and if it was a real hacker then she should've changed her account but she didn't. I think her 'hacker' is the drunk version of her. I mean, the photo above looks like she drank the night out, then she took a photo of herself and tweeted it. C'mon now!!!
 
Hayley!!! at least now I know that your old topless photo that I have isn't real...  your nipple color there is different.