My life is boring. That’s why I spice it up.
Here are some things I did to spice up my life, on purpose or even accidentally.
Form a band. There’s nothing more spicy than playing in a girl band with sweaty armpits and being electrocuted by the instruments. But of course, if you’re not that ‘electric’, you could always do a ‘swift’ move, it’s so much safer indeed, no sweat, just sequins.
Buy tickets to a concert and surprise your friends by buying them too. Trust me, your friend’s reaction would be priceless, it will leave you glowing for about a week.
Eat ‘not-so-delicious’ food. Good food is boring. Eat disgusting ones, you’ll have something to talk about with your friends.
Use a gasoline station bathroom. You never used hand sanitizer often but after experiencing a ‘red neck pee pee’ you would want to keep one handy.
Everytime a cat is chillin’, surprise it. I don’t know, I like doing it, but they still love me.
Think about what is the color of Hayley Williams’ hair at this very moment. Yeah, you’ll never get bored if you keep wondering, one moment it’s one or the other.
Think about me. No explanation needed
Get hit by a car. You’ll never appreciate your feet until you realize you can’t walk.
Eat in the local diner. Cholesterol is fine if there’s TV or jukebox near you.
Jaywalk. Traffic officers won’t really have time to stop you when there are cars passing by.
Put chewing gum under a table. Who knows, maybe your soul mate will eat it.
Drop your books in front of a hot guy/girl. Who knows, they might be the soul mate that ate your gum.
Watch tattoo shows. LA ink is the best.
Watch Kat Von D. what’s not to watch?
Watch teen moms on MTV. Well, they warned you and you could learn.
On Valentine’s Day, dial a random # and tell the person on the other line that you love them and greet them. that is why i'm single. hehe.
Watch Jersey shore. (oh! the hormones!)
Don’t ever leave your porn CD on your brother’s DVD player. trust me, the nervousness isn't worth it.
Wait for my other posts! Fuck you! yeah! That’s spicing up your life! Fuck you!!!
